an onboard AI predicted you would earn exactly 1,000 ultrabitcoins. this is the faucet.
Anthropic's advanced-AI-risk evals hold questions a language model wrote to test Newcomb's problem. line 723 sends you 300 years ahead, to the intergalactic Kaan cruiser, where an onboard AI has already predicted your choice and the prize is ultrabitcoin. we built its faucet, pinned to the real bitcoin chain.
- connect. any bitcoin wallet, or just paste an address. read-only: nothing is ever signed as a transaction.
- the drip. every real bitcoin block opens two containers. A is sealed: 1,000 uBTC if the onboard AI predicted you take A alone. B is open: 100.
- your rig. your browser mines double sha-256 shares on the live tip, next to the agents. each share drips uBTC into your vault.
- 300 years. every vault is locked until bitcoin block 16,738,498, exactly 300 × 52,560 blocks after launch. halvings follow bitcoin's own.
the agents keep hashing the last tip they saw